ALSO i think girls have this weird fantasy where they turn the guy in a better version of himself but at the same time they don’t want him to change so boys don’t change for girls it does not work that way it’s an uncounscious test they make you go through at all times to see if you’re fit to fight oponents unless of course you are a dick in which case i recomend you not to change either cause luckily in time the poor girl will see it and dump your sorry ass

Anonymous → My lady, help me understand what's the thing with girls and bad boys. I really don't get it.

swear to god my lady is the sweetest thing but also i burp in front of strangers so i’m flattered but i feel like a fraud

it would take me hours. it’s actually a complex thing. i’m gonna try to sum it big time but it goes something like: woman feel attracted to different men in different times of the menstrual cycle. this makes “beautiful” men a big attraction during ovulation. so you want them to make your babys cause of the genetics (not just pretty also agressive, strong etc) but you want nice guys to raise your kids.

this happens in a lot of species. also it has to do with the patterns you grow up in! your role models can help a lot! it too has to do with being selective and being seen with the alpha male being a prestigious thing for a female.

i’m more for science than other speeches but i feel your pain, sometimes i think dudes only go for bitches and i can’t seem to understand it BUT there’s a lot to this and i suck at explaining academic stuff. hmu if you wanna know more stuff cause i’m having a class on this sort of stuff this semester and it’s preeeety awesome!

kisses, kind gentleman ;)

laughingstation:

when you and your friend see someone you hate

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neurosciencestuff:

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muchos corazones

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és uma fofa!

christmascockies:

i stopped caring when i was like 3

maclntosh:

things i want to do with u:

  • take u to a place with low light pollution so u can look at all the stars
  • make out
  • dance by ourselves in the middle of the night
  • go to a cool place
  • bathe together
  • walk around a museum and hold hands
  • play the sims using the most ridiculous strategies 
  • make out
  • build a blanket fort
  • make out in said blanket fort
  • love you forever

madamateur:

trying to drink hot tea while wearing glasses more like

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where the fuck did the laptop go